Category Archives: Jibber Jabber

The Top Ridiculous Angry Birds Merchandise Rovio Sold to Make $97 Million


A couple of days ago, Rovio reported its financial results for 2012, indicating that they brought in a whopping €152.2 million in revenue for the year.  I understand that most of our readers are in the U.S., so for comparison purposes, that figure comes out to approximately $195.3 million, or one butt-ton.  This is not

Fire Emblem Awakening: Perma-death Diaries, Vol. 2


Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I lost two more units today! TWO! Okay, so that’s a couple more units snatched to hell. So much for my vow. Frederick and little Ricken have fallen victim to a clearly superior Spotpass opponent. I reached for the stars, and the boys ate dirt. Luckily, neither of these characters has ovaries

Fire Emblem Awakening: Perma-death Diaries, Vol. 1


Every time I turned around in the last couple weeks, there was another article about Fire Emblem and how its perma-death system is just so unforgiving. Naturally, I just could not wait to subject myself to the torture, and to see how it really is. Thomas is also starting his game soon, once he returns

Secret Life of the American Fanboy


Nintendo has remained as the most recognizable name in video games for over 25 years. I had always had a Nintendo console in my home since as far back as I can remember. The day I had to give away my Super Nintendo because “we couldn’t take it during the move” was the day I

Cock Monster Sighting in Persona 4 Golden for Vita (NSFW)

Do you see two people kissing, a vase, or a big screaming penis monster?

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There’s No Old News in Gaming

Flies bugging an apartment are bugging flies.

Sometimes, it’s not good to be late to the party.  For example, when the zombie outbreak occurs, you should probably arrive promptly for the Red Cross’ “Limited Immunization Social.”  Then again, there are occasions when arriving late to the party is not only acceptable, but remarkably advantageous.  If Tiffany invites you to the secret senior